Today’s Two Minutes Hate

A bunch of actors singing I Will Survive because Donald J Trump is about to inaugurated as POTUS. I’m certain you will be just fine holed up in your mansion with your millions and assistants.

A few years ago, this would have been almost cute. Now, it is obnoxious. It still hasn’t sunk into these people’s heads that as a whole, they’re not that special anymore. They’re little more than well-spoken whores who can do circus tricks.

Speaking on behalf of flyover country: Entertainers, please understand, we’ve heard what you have to say about us, we’ve seen how you look down on us so unless you’re acting, dancing, singing or writing…


PS: Emma, it’s called conditioner, look into it.

Today’s Two Minutes Hate

Hollywood Elitism

e worst parts of Meryl Streep’s arrogant speech at the Golden Globes is these nuggets:

“Once, when I was standing around on the set one day, whining about something — you know we were gonna work through supper or the long hours or whatever, Tommy Lee Jones said to me, “Isn’t it such a privilege, Meryl, just to be an actor?” Yeah, it is, and we have to remind each other of the privilege and the responsibility of the act of empathy.”

She tells the tale of how a Harvard grad had to tell a Yale grad how lucky they are – while surrounded by crew members who don’t have their own trailers or assistants.

This is AFTER she craps on what she sees as “low” culture (meaning the stuff ‘those flyover people enjoy’)

“So Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners. And if we kick them all out you’ll have nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts.”

We’re privileged and should feel honored that we will save the rabble from their idiotic entertainments and enlighten them to their own human condition.

Honey, you’re just an actress. You don’t mean that much. Settle down.